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Friday, 31 December 2010

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Josie Goldberg can be seen at the lower left of the photo surrounded by about 45 males.

MIAMI BEACH - One of reality televisions most recognizable personalities Josie Goldberg was in Miami Beach having a whale of a good time, ah lets change that to a heck of a good time.

The voluptuous 26-year-old strolled and trolled up and down the sandy beach wearing a bikini swimsuit that was without a doubt three sizes too small.

One happy-as-a-clam beach going male, Digby "The Dipstick" Squallbright of Valdosta, Georgia, said that he must have taken 70 or 80 photos of Ms. Goldberg with his Jupiter 7000 10X Powered Zoom Lens Camera.

Josie who is an ex-Playboy model is now considered the Princess of Reality Shows as she has appeared in five of them including Millionaire Matchmaker, Battle of The Bods, The Chubby Wubby Women of Miami Beach, Who Wants To Take A Peek-A-Boo At My Boo Boo, and Excuse Me Sir, Is That A Glock 9 Or Are You Just Happy As The Dickens To See Me?

Goldberg confided to Larry King just before he retired that she really and truly wants to be the next Anna Nicole Smith. The 5 foot 10 inch tall Russian gal is not the least bit shy about showing off 98.5 percent of her skin in her skimpy bikini swimsuits.

In a non-related story. Rev. Al Sharpton has just announced that Mike Tyson's autobiography which is entitled "Yo, Is My IQ Really Be 27, Or Is Da IQ Testin' Man Just Be Effen Wiff Me Cause I Be's A Blackish-American, Huh?" has just been banned from every school library in America.

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