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Friday, 7 January 2011

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Kathy Griffin said that the only reason Angelina Jolie adopts so many kids is so that she can get food stamps.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D List was in West Hollywood visiting two of her biggest gay friends, Sylvester Vextrolley and Toby Tizzymeister.

The two 'flamboyant's' together own Syl's & Tizzy's Hacienda of Hair and Hmmmm Salon. Griffin was asked by Cashmere Cunninghaven, a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine about Jennifer Aniston defending Angelina Jolie when she (Griffin) had said those horrible things about Jolie.

Kathy "The Cougar" Griffin, who at least four times a day points out how great she looks in a bikini swimsuit especially considering she is 50, noted that Jennifer Aniston is a big hypocrite because five years ago when Angelina Jolie stole Brad (Pitt) from her she called Jolie every vulgar and nasty name in the book including [VULGAR AND NASTY EXPLETIVES DELETED BY EDITOR].

Griffin reportedly made several statements criticizing Angelina. She remarked that Jolie has bigger lips than Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler. She also said that Jolie has gotten so skinny that her clitoris has ended up inside her belly button.

Levi Johnston's ex-cougar even opined that the reason that Jolie goes around adopting all of these babies is so that she can qualify for food stamps.

Meanwhile Aniston has said that the only reason why Bristol Palin's ex-boyfriend and Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law even dated Griffin was because Kathy paid him $65 an hour to be seen with her.

Aniston also disclosed that Griffin's "Curtains" do not match the "Carpet." Jenny said that although the "Curtains" are as red as Ronald McDonald's hair, her "Carpet" is as silver as Anderson Cooper's hair.

Griffin did end up having the last word (so far) when she said that Jennifer Aniston is an unmarriageable symbolic 'salt shaker' who merely gets passed around from guy to guy.

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