Written by Montague Montgomery
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Topics: Gay, Kids, adoption

Thursday, 30 December 2010

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A rocket similar to the one John John sang about possibly.

John John and his husband Fred Furnish revealed today they are expecting their first child.

John, who had a hair transplant in the 70's, told journalists he was forced to undergo a semen transplant enthusiastically donated by his close friend Graham Ornton.

'I was always known as the "Rocket Man" but however fast I masturbate these days "It's going to take a long long time" so we eventually decided to use Graham to fill the test-tube,' explained John in an exclusive interview. He continued :

'I would like to acknowledge the surrogate mother being Princess Die who despite a fatal car crash in 1997 kept her womb intact in a private hospital waiting for me. She was indeed a Queen of Hearts and always told me there was a place for my "Candle in the Wind".

We will call him Tommy,' said John,'after the film where I played the "Pinball Wizard."'

'Oooh yes, I love it when you touch my pinballs,' joined in Fred.

The couple have already purchased a large pair of multi-coloured spectacles and shoes for the baby along with a cot-shaped piano.

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