John John and his husband Fred Furnish revealed today they are expecting their first child.
John, who had a hair transplant in the 70's, told journalists he was forced to undergo a semen transplant enthusiastically donated by his close friend Graham Ornton.
'I was always known as the "Rocket Man" but however fast I masturbate these days "It's going to take a long long time" so we eventually decided to use Graham to fill the test-tube,' explained John in an exclusive interview. He continued :
'I would like to acknowledge the surrogate mother being Princess Die who despite a fatal car crash in 1997 kept her womb intact in a private hospital waiting for me. She was indeed a Queen of Hearts and always told me there was a place for my "Candle in the Wind".
We will call him Tommy,' said John,'after the film where I played the "Pinball Wizard."'
'Oooh yes, I love it when you touch my pinballs,' joined in Fred.
The couple have already purchased a large pair of multi-coloured spectacles and shoes for the baby along with a cot-shaped piano.