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Wednesday, 29 December 2010

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If it doesn't fit you must acquit. Not since the trial of O.J. Simpson has the world been so fixated on a homicide trial. Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, died on June 25, 2009. The Coroner, Quincy Jones ruled the death a homicide. The preliminary hearing for Michael Jackson's personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray begins on Tuesday, Jan. 4, 2011.

Doctors are supposed to heal their patients not kill them. The prosecution is alleging that Dr. Conrad Murray killed his patient Michael Jackson, PBUH. Julian Assange and WikiLeaks intercepted some emails from Hillary Clinton to Bill Clinton outlining the good doctor's planned defense at the trial.

If Dr. Murray is as good at law as he is at medicine he may be in for a few problems, especially when on cue the precious twelve year old daughter of Michael Jackson Paris Jackson sitting in the front row stands up and crying and screaming hysterically and pointing at Dr. Murray starts screaming and crying at the top of her lungs, "Murderer! Murderer! You killed my daddy! My daddy was the best daddy in the whole entire world! Die! Die! Die!"

What judge is going to bring down the gavel on a beautiful, prescious, grieving orphan in front of a world wide television audience? That wasn't it. This is it!

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