Elton John (the author of this Spoof refuses to call him Sir) and his male wife or hubby (who gives a damn) have given birth to a healthy baby boy? Well a surrogate mother did.
The boy is healthy an well and the "poofy", porky pair are over the moon. The world of glitz and glamour are also over the moon because that world is 95% gay too.
The boy is promised a very "gay" future with "mummy and daddy" pushing him around Hampstead Heath on a Sunday afternoon parading him to all the other gays who frequent the public toilets there, what a lovely sight.
George Michael, Boy George, Ricky Martin, and many other "gay" celebs are clamoring to be the boy's Godfather, but Elton has decided to offer Prince Charles the role (keeping it in the Royal family), I'm sure he'll be pleased.
Elton and his wife/hubby have also thought of a super name, Mercury, in memory of that other great gay icon, Freddy; he'll be overjoyed strutting his thing in his gay old heaven.
The writer of this spoof has just had a dose of "Delhi Belly" whilst writing this spoof; could the cause be that he's still in India or he just feels sick when thinking about the happy pair?
Answers please to the:
Gayrightswaroninequality @ Hampsteadheathbog.UK.cum