The negative-attention-is-still-attention team at Miley Cyrus, Inc. have 'leaked' their latest batch of oh-so-naughty pictures, and they are burning up the internet rumourtards, and writing the tease-open for every TV gossip show in America.
"Hold on, everyone, because Miley is at it again," said eXTRA's Mark McGrath, who used to play 'Sugar Ray' on MTV. "And we've got the saucy snapshots to prove it!"
"That's right, Mark," replied whatever 45-year-old Botox-chick sitting across from him. "And some of the photos are too hot for TV!"
The photos are of Miley doing slutty stuff, like one of her little friends pretending to lick one of Miley's useless mosquito-bite boobies, as well as shots of Miley exposing her under-boob tattoo, showing off her butt in tight jeans, walking with some chubby latina chick with a huge blonde stripe in her hair, and receiving a Cascade and blessed herbs colonic while reading a coffee-table book on the works of Guillaume Chasteau and digitally relieving a wombat.
"Just pose naked and be done with it, you idiot," said a spokesperson for the Hey, Miley, Sh-t Or Get Off The Pot Society, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization which is demanding that Miley Cyrus either do the naked photospread she is dying to foist upon us, or f-ck off.