Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Playboy, Hugh Hefner

Monday, 27 December 2010

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They look so sweet, but they can also scratch deep when mega-bucks are involved!

84 year-old Hugh Hefner may be called many things, but his latest bombshell should cause a few "bunny-fights" in the Playboy mansion; he has announced his marriage to 24 year-old blond, bombshell, Bimbo, Crystal Harris (who is no way a dumb blonde!).

Hughie darling is now reaching the ripe old age where instead of thinking about jumping into bed on his latest honeymoon, he should actually be thinking about passing over into the real "bunny" heaven.

But Hugh is Hugh and his latest wife to be certainly knew how to trump over the rest by winning the heart of old Hughie boy (play).

Crystal must have used her "crystal ball" saw the future and calculated the millions of bucks (or even his empire) that she would inherit by "shagging" oldie Hugh to death, Bunny style.

There is a certain analogy here with a past buxom, blond who also married a multi-billionaire on his last-legs (especially the middle stump), now what was her name? Oh yes Anna Nicole Smith. (now she didn't have much fun for a long time, sorry Rod?)

Hugh is sure he's made the right choice and Crystal don't give a bunnies droppings as long as the millions land between her crutch after Hugh passes over; just proving that not only wild feline cats have claws, easter Bunnies can have a mean streak too when it comes to mega-bucks!

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