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Sunday, 26 December 2010

Scottish spinster Susan Boyle has revealed to a UK Magazine she is three months pregnant.

The shocking news comes just days after Boyle announced she was not interested in settling down just yet.

"I have never been happier. I may have just been knocked off the top of the US Album Charts by that whiny Swift, but this is the best Christmas present since Pebbles caught two mice for me in '04", she told GQ, referring to her now famous feline companion.

Speculation continues to grow as to who the father of the child is, with many suggesting it could be Opera singer Paul Potts who found fame on the same show.

"Everyone keeps asking Susan who he is, but she keeps saying she will announce it on her next appearance on Oprah", reported one family insider.

Meanwhile Vatican officials continue to deny it is Pope Benedict XVI, saying the there were absolutely no sexual relations between the two when they met in September. But eyes were raised after Boyle left Benedict's hotel room looking hot and flustered the day before she sang to him in front of thousand's. "There were a lot of rumors going around that her singing was not the only performance she had put on for him that weekend", a source in Susan's village told us.

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