Written by Buck E Filbert
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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

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Lindsay is testing the newest approach to detox

Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up.

Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might not really be ready to give up on the partying as of yet.

In this latest incident Lindsay and a girlfriend were sneaking out to hit the bottle when one of the rehabs staff interceded and a fight broke out in the confusion. Lindsay stands a good chance of being charged with assault over the melee.

She's already walking a tightrope considering she is actually a ward of the state released on probationary good graces.

Looks like Lindsay is not quite ready to give up the ghost yet. Despite numerous chances she continues to turn the key in the lock that's going to be her undoing.

When Lindsay was contacted for comment in regards to this latest foopaw, her only comment was, "Rehab is for quitters".

From Sunset and Vine in Beautiful Downtown Hollywood
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

Chris Rock


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