WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, whose reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has just surpassed Glee, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, and CSI: Miami in the Nielsen Ratings has invited England's Prince William and Kate Middleton to appear on her runaway hit of a show.
Palin, who says that many Alaskans consider her (S.P.) to be the queen of Alaska smiles and says that although it is a little embarrassing she has to admit that she likes the sound of it almost as much as she would like the sound of President Palin.
"Shotgun" Sarah said that the only thing that she would not really like about the presidential designation is that the left of the road media would refer to her as "P.P."
She thought for a moment and then suggested that "P.P." is not as bad as "Dickhead," which is what George W. Bush was called or even "Dickless" Dick Cheney, as the Nazi looking grouch who has homes in Maryland, Wyoming, and Virginia was called.
The White Wilderness Woman, as Sarah is referred to by her Mother Sally, said that Prince William recently texted her asking her if they have red foxes in Alaska.
She informed him that they have Alaskan foxes and that if he comes over to Alaska he can shoot as many as 90 of the little buggers if he wants to.
He asked her if he could bring over three of his best fox hunting dogs. She remarked that he sure could but only as long as they have their rabies shots.
The Prince assured her that they all do have their rabies shots as well as their London fog shots, their bloody squirrel shots, and their blooming beaver shots.
"Saracuda" then asked Prince William if his fiancee Kate would be bringing over anything special. He smiled, blushed, and kiddingly joked that Kate would be bringing over her sweet looking lofty lumbies (boobies).
Palin asked him what the hell lumbies are? When told that they were knockers she blushed and covered her face with a semi-dried caribou hide that was laying on the kitchen table.
She informed William that in Alaska they refer to lumbies as titties such as polar bear titties, moose titties, reindeer titties, or salmon titties.
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