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Saturday, 18 December 2010

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Whit Youse Lookin At Ye Handicapped Bastart?

It appears that controversial Jockinese joker and, in the words of novelist Stephen King: "officious little prick" Frankie Boyle has once again landed himself in hot water (Boyling water - no pun intended) by contriving to be controversial.


He's done it all has Frankie. Quite the lad he is, with his contrived controversy. Did we mention contrived controversy? Of course we did. We're not daft here at Skoob Entertainment News. We know what we're doing.

Which was talking about a bespectacled Jockinese ginger heeded prick who cracks gags about handicapped kids and wounded soldiers.

Because he's clever.

Much smarter than your average joker.

Even if he does dress like fucking Paddington Bear.

Opinions here at SEN are divided. Editor in chief Skoob, told myslef that:

"Frankie Boyle plays the controversy card. It's tactical. It's publicity. He probably doesn't mean any of it, and uses cruelty as a safety valve, because deep down inside he's probably a deeply caring and sensitive individual. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt myself."

"Don't talk fucking stupid," SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger countered. "The man's a cunt. Not only that, he's a Scottish cunt. With a fucking big turd instead of a brain. The man relies on twerps like you to make excuses for his stupidity. And while you're doing that - you thick prick - the jock bastard is laughing all the way to the bank. Pull your head out your arse, you fucking idiot."

To whit, a visibly shaken Skoob, responded:

"Flipping heck, Buffty. That was a bit harsh. I was merely attempting to express an insightful opinion. I didn't asked to be verbally mauled. I thought we were friends..."

"Oh do fuck off!" Ginslinger responded, before heading out into the icy Soho night in search of further prey.

"He's not usually like this," Skoob said, in a cracked, emotional voice.

More as we get it.*

*Once again, the views expressed in this news article are solely the views of that schizophrenic bloke who runs Skoob Entertainment News. They are intended to be satirical, and bear no resemblance to persons living or dead. Unless you're a ginger heeded bespectacled Scottish cunt who thinks he's funny. Further, the views expressed herein are solely the views of SEN, and not necessarily those of any website where this might eventually end up. Probably not on www.welovefrankieboyle.cunt

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