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Saturday, 18 December 2010

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When turned off, the television is harmless.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a different drummer. Some people actually have original thoughts and follow through with them to their ultimate goal.

Television/radio and news reporters seldom exhibit any of these redeeming traits as you'll see in the following scathing report uncovered by Holllywood's premier reporter, Buck E FIlbert.

David Arquette was handled rather rudely by the, "mainstream entertainment reporters and gossip based talk shows as of late.

Arquette and spouse, Courtney Cox, had come to the mutual decision to have a trial separation after a marriage of 12 years. In Hollywood "couple years", that is 120 years. Their agreement, included the freedom to bang outside of the relationship. After months of separation David found a cooperative female and pork vended the light out of her eyes.

The Hollywood press saw Arquette stepping out and he immediately became the bad guy that was cheating on the all American, goodie two shoe, mother of his child, Courtney Cox

Howard Stern, a friend of Arquette's, was doing his daily broadcast when David called in to set the story straight over satellite radio.

Howard interviewed David for over 60 minutes about the situation, (interview is not really the correct term here, they carried on a conversation as if no one was listening, friend to friend) he poured his heart out over the air waves repeatedly professing his undying love for his wife. He explained the agreement between him and Courtney, and in no uncertain terms, relayed his only desire in life was to reunite with his wife and child, period. At one point in the interview he revealed that Courtney no longer wanted to be his mother figure, he also said Courtney had cut him off from sex and their sex life was non exsistent. Those two facts probably took less than a minute in a conversation of over 60 minutes.

Boom! that was all the sensationalists needed for ammunition. Every entertainment show across the world jumped right on the Mooooo,, Baaaa, Mooooo, Baaa, follower moron, monkey see, monkey do style of soft hitting journalizium that's eroding world societies to their rotting cores.

Inside sources at The Howard Stern Show tell it like this, David and Howard, knowing exactly how the media meat heads would react, fed them this information intentionally as a publicity stunt to keep themselves in the media spotlight. The insider went on to say, "you can't pay for publicity like this, every TV and radio show, entertainment related, bantered this for days. Try to buy that much air time and see what it runs you".

Interesting point about this is,,,all they reported on were the statements that might be considered upsetting or negative in nature. Never once did any of the media report that Arquette repeated time and again, he loved his wife and all he wanted was to be back with her.

The jealousy from the media types was palpable in regards to Howard Stern exclusively getting this interview. You could almost see the venom spitting from their mouths. Fact is, even if any of the media monsters did get that interview, they would have been incapable of extracting the same information with such forward honesty.

Stern and Arquette loved the feeding frenzy and threw gasoline on the fire when Arquette once again made an appearance on the show, where him and Howard were goofing around in conversation and David said he was in therapy over his break up. Arquette's voice was horse from yelling at people in his new Hollywood hott spot, David Arquette Presents Beechers Madd House, located at the historic Roosevelt hotel on Hollywood Blvd. The way his voice sounded combined with the subject matter discussed made it appear as if he was having a break down when taken out of context.

Across the air waves all you heard was, "is David Arquette having a breakdown over his separation with Courtney Cox? Then they played his broken, horse voice saying, yes, I'm having a breakdown. Then Howard saying, "I'm worried about you".

I contacted Howard directly and he was very, "stern" in his message, he said, "I don't know what your talking about but if I did this is what I'd say,,,, if this is the way those assholes bastardized a conversation between friends, on the air, you can imagine what they are distorting in regards to politics, other countries, people in their way, terrorism and a host of other subjects, this could be a wake up call people, might want to get with the program or suffer the inevitable consequences".

Network executive, Mark Broadcaster is convinced the leaders of the future will all be driven by media manipulation, much more so than in the past. Mr Broadcaster said, "we've only seen the tip of the iceberg, the spin doctors that are coming are going to be so good at it, they will be virtually transparent, it's THE modern day art form".

Many worry, that in the wrong hands, media manipulation could be used for ugly purposes.


From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"Whoever controls the media, controls the mind".
Jim Morrison

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