Susan Boyle was recently approached with an offer that no one in their right mind would accept - an opportunity to become a Spoof Writer.
Susan did NOT hang back and immediately accepted the challenge, promising to write at least 2 stories per day, dependent upon her singing engagements and ribbon cutting ceremonies across the British Isles, to which she is currently contracted. YES she signed on the dotted line without first reading the contents of any previous Spoof stories.
She did, however, have some 'demands' (being a bit of a Diva these days)...her demands? Haggis and haggis-flavoured products such as 'potato chips' (crisps to the Brits), haggis-flavoured hot dogs and buns and copius amounts of her favourite beverage, Irn Bru.
Susan was a little worried about the fact that she may be ridiculed for her weak spelling and grammar skills but was assured that Spoof writers will accept her with open arms because they are more concerned about 'content' than anything else.
We can look forward to reading some of Susan's stories as soon as they are 'Approved' by other Spoof writers AND, of course, when Susan gets around to writing some.