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Thursday, 16 December 2010

The Interwebs are abuzz, hot on the news that Ke$ha has released a series of nude cellphone pics of herself.

Horribly, they show her vagina. And some guy trying to give it mouth-to-fetid mouth resuscitation.

"Oh my f--king God, I can smell it through the computer," said one viewer of the photo. "I just threw up in my mouth a little.

"It's her way of keeping herself in the limelight," said her agent. "Next week she plans to 'leak' a photo of herself rogering a homeless Jewish midget with a strap-on while wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress and baking sugar cookies and reading the Qur'an."

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