Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Thursday, 16 December 2010

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Skunk Weed

Miley Cyrus, teen star and songstress was caught with her pants around her ankles when her "friend" video taped her smoking a bong. In stepped, damage control, who advised Cyrus to say she was smoking salvia.

Salvia is a plant in the, herb mint family, that when smoked, has intense hallucinogenic properties. Study cases have determined that salvia is similar to LSD or mescaline in it's effect but is much shorter in duration. Once inhaled salvia gives the smoker an intense body high with hallucinations that peak at about two minutes but peters out after 20 minutes. The more that's smoked, the longer and more intense the high.

Cyrus's handlers decided that if the evil could not be denied they should elect to go the legal substance route. The legality of marijuana is questionable and conservatives consider weed to be a gate way drug.

People at the party say, Bullshit, she was scogging on some KGB, purple kush to be exact. It's up to the public to determine what they think. KGB, or salvia, does the world really care. I'd say yes, French scientists claim they cured a HIV positive man. That made page 22. Miley Cyrus doing a blast got front page. Think about that.

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