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Topics: Las Vegas, Strippers

Saturday, 18 December 2010

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When Vanessa is Done, Vegas Will Never Be the Same.

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net.

The people of Vegas are up in arms over one of the stunts Vanessa pulled. While staying at Ceasars palace she somehow managed to talk one of the Cesar impersonates to her room where she seduced the unaware actor. Vanessa has always had a thing for the movie Spartacus and has wanted to bed Caesar Augustus for the longest time. One Las Vegas resident said, "just who does that little strumpet think she is? We put a high value on our Ceaser's Palace people. They are an established tradition here. We don't appreciate our traditions being corrupted.

In another incident Vanessa was seen skate boarding down the side of the Luxor Casino with Chris Angel. While we can understand the urge to long board down that great building we try to take into consideration the feelings of the locals.

Vanessa is also been suspected of turning the neon sign of the Circus Circus into The vulgar F*^kus F#^kus. She must be putting a nice dent in that fatt assed bank account of hers, these stunts don't come cheap.

Speculation is Vegas will never quite be the same after Vanessa is through rampaging.


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Buck E. Filbert


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