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Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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Heart Or Arse - The Jury's Out.

Controversial singer, George Michael, apparently gave his arse away last Christmas, only for the unnamed person to whom he gave it away, to give it away to somebody else.

The controversial singer/songwriter made his frank admission in a London recording studio, even going so far as setting it to music. Recordings of George Michael's extraordinarily frank admission are currently being played on local radio stations across the length and breadth of the country.

And on You Tube.

There is however some controversy over the frank admission by George Michael that he gave his arse away last Christmas, only to find that it was given away again, most likely on the very next day, which would have been Boxing Day.

Diehard George Michael fan, Olivia Aspidistra, of Rochdale, Lancs, told us:

"He never said 'arse' - he said 'heart.' He says that last Christmas he gave is heart away, and that this year, to save him from blubbing like a baby all over again, he'll save it for somebody special."

"That's bollocks is that," Manchester United fan Jarbo the Killer told us. "What it is right, if you listen carefully to it. he says he gave his arse away. I mean, it all makes sense dunnit, what with him bein' a Jeremy Bender and all that."

SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, told us that he didn't give a hoot either way.

More as we get it.

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