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Topics: Natalie Portman

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Hollywood - Natalie Portman admitted she put on the freshman twenty, because she found Harvard to be a depressing place. A place that left her seeking comfort in food and lot of it.

"I thought Harvard was going to be this great academic place, a place to broaden my horizons, but it was only a place of parties and cutting classes." Ms. Portman told reporters outside a premier of Black Swan.

Natalie didn't want to go into to detail about how she lost the weight, but she did thank a certain professor for teaching her about the realities of life at a high-priced campus.

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