WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has verified that President Barack Obama has in fact booked the Saudi Arabian hip hop rap band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to perform at the Annual White House Christmas Party.
Colfax stated that the band from Saudi Arabia had performed at The Mothers Day Party which was held in the White House back in May.
He noted that the "First Mama" aka Michelle Obama liked them so much that she told her husband that she wanted for them to play at the Christmas party.
Vice-President Joe Biden said that he wanted Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young but he was told that Neil Young was up in Alaska hunting albino reindeer and David Crosby was up in California's Yosemite Park talking to the woodpeckers, the squirrels, and Francis Scott Key (?).
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Close friends of 407 pound Crosby have said that lately David has been acting strange. They say that he cheats at solitaire, he draws clown faces with a Sharpie Pen on his groin region, and he watches reruns of the reality show, The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania with the sound turned off.]
Honored guests will include Queen Elizabeth of England; Selena Gomez; Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, the First Lady of France; Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend Julianne Hough; Betty White; Brett Favre; Bristol Palin; and of course Oprah Winfrey, who has informed the president that she would be willing to lend the financially strapped United States $1 billion.
Press Secretary Colfax stated that Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin will serve as MC for the holiday event.
Colfax was asked by a Republican reporter for GOPicky Magazine, Amos Soursuckle how it is that a Saudi Arabian band is even in the United States much less playing at the White House.
He was told that Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz are in the country courtesy of the Band Exchange Program between America and Saudi Arabia. He smiled and said that we got Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz and Saudi Arabia got The David Hasselhoff Trio.
The Christmas menu will consist of Barbecued Ribs, Fajitas, Lemon Flamingo, and Louisiana Crawfish Gumbo.
SIDENOTE: Also performing at the White House will be Celine Dion, Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, and The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz, two of whose members have recently been released from Sing Sing Prison after serving a five month sentence for smuggling counterfeit piñatas into the U.S. from Mexico.