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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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Zac Efron and Taylor Momsen leaving a KFC in Redondo Beach. (Photo courtesy of Tambor Fernandez, an illegal alien).

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens' hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills has stated that it is now official. Zac Efron and long time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens have split up.

Fondue said that Vanessa visited his hair salon, which is located in Beverly Hills, and informed him of the breakup. Fondue stated that Vanessa was so upset that he told her that her hair coloring and hair styling would be on the house.

He said that it made her very happy as his hair salon fees are probably the highest of any hair stylist on the Left Coast including Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon and KiKiWiWi of Venice Beach.

Fondue pointed out that Vanny had told him that the vampire movie couple had been having problems for the past three months and that the final straw was a few days ago when she had caught Zac playing 'footsie' with Taylor Momsen at a KFC in Redondo Beach.

Hudgens also confessed that Zac did not like the fact that she had adamantly refused to remove a very intimate tattoo with the name of an ex-boyfriend that she'd had tattooed on her nether region (muffin).

Zac Efron was asked to comment on the break up but he said that his foot was tired and that he would make a comment in eight to nine days.

In The Rumor Department: Clay Aiken has stated that the rumor about him being attacked at a mall in Mobile, Alabama and gang tickled by several Christmas elves is untrue.

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