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Friday, 28 January 2011

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Selena Gomez relaxing in her hotel room at The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The star of the Disney Channel Original Series The Wizards of Waverly Place Selena Gomez traveled down to Cabo San Lucas for a much needed vacation.

Gomez who last summer had the #1 hit "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" which she recorded with best friends Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was extremely fatigued from her non-stop concert appearances.

She told St. Bolero that in just the last 90 days of 2010, she had performed a total of 91 concerts including 363 encores.

Selena said that she was recently sitting at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos, in Cucamonga when she realized that she had to do something before she ended up like her BFF Demi Lovato.

Lovato is still a patient (#72931) at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles where she has been confined since the attack on her backup singer.

Gomez said that when she and Justin Bieber recently visited Demi at the rehab clinic that she looked into her eyes and realized that the concert rat race can really get to performers, especially young females such as her, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Miranda Cosgrove who are just barely out of puberty.

Selena also told BPT that her relationships with Nick Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Justin Bieber had also taken a lot out of her. She said that she was especially worn out after her and the sports minded Lautner had gone mountain climbing, sky diving, bungee jumping, and white water rafting down the Mississippi River.

Gomez confessed to St. Bolero that just the night before as she was sitting all alone in her $275 per night hotel room at the luxuriously exquisite The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa wearing a halter top and shorts that she suffered what she described as a second-degree meltdown.

She said that all of a sudden as she was eating a Deluxe Mexican Dinner #3, and drinking a bottle of Sprite Zero, the room started spinning and she passed out. She was alone.

Gomez said that when she woke up the plate of food was lying on the carpet below the coffee table, and the soft drink bottle was lodged against the big screen TV and the pool table.

She said she has no idea how in the world it happened but she found her halter top in the kitchen inside the refrigerator and she found her shorts wrapped around a lamp in the master bedroom.

Gomez shyly confessed that she was not wearing any underwear so that was no problem.

St. Bolero invited her to dinner and she accepted saying that she appreciated him being there for her, even though he was just a news program tabloid reporter.

St. Bolero smiled and said, "Back at cha Gomez."

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