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Monday, 13 December 2010

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The video for the new Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber holiday duet --"All I Want For Christmas (Is To Not Be A Pop Music Footnote In Five Years) feat. Nena Cherry, Toni Basil and Jimmy Eat World-- was recorded using Mattel's new Video Girl Barbie.

And the players had no idea they were being filmed.

"That is the insidious thing about 'Video Girl Barbie'," said concerned parent Nicole Lambropoulos-Rosania. "You don't expect Barbie's cheesy necklace to be a camera, ffs."

Video Girl Barbie, which has a tiny camera and LCS screen, can record 30 minutes of video, and was voted "Most Likely To Record A Video Called 'Horny Teen Jills Off On Daybed" by Parents magazine, was the subject of a FBI advisory to other law enforcement officials.

"We want cops to be mindful of this device," said FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, Jr., wearing a shimmery and sexy Elie Tahari Metallic Platinum Lamé One-Shoulder dress and to-die-for Nicholas Kirkwood black elastic 'Mini Focus Lux' caged open toe high-heel boots. "We are worried that sexual deviants could use it."

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