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Monday, 13 December 2010

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Buffty Doing Some Research In Lincolns Inn Fields Yesterday

It's true. Although many readers of Skoob Entertainment News have been content to labour under the misconception that SEN's very own Buffty Ginslinger is a woman - we can reveal, that he is in fact a man.

Of sorts.

We tracked Buffty down to a gutter in Hackney where he'd been sleeping off the effects of a surfeit of cognac imbibed during a hectic lunchtime drinking binge with twin drug dealing Corsican brothers, Tom and Dom.

When we told him that many readers had deduced that he was a female - he went fucking ballistic.

"How many women do you fucking well know who wear tweed?" he snarled. "Apart from Liz Hurley and Twiggy? Eh? Eh? You fucking bastards! You cunts! You let those people believe I was a woman? I'm well fucking macho, I am! Apart from the days I frolic about the flat in me tutu with me feather boa and me big pink wig. But that's beside the point. A woman? My arse! I'll have you know that I once squared up to a world champion boxer - Terry Marsh it was. The fighting fireman from Basildon. Bastard stood on me foot. No bloody wonder I'm struggling to bankroll me Mick McManus TV wrestling grunt n groan grappling biopic, based on World Of Sport and hopefully starring Alex Reid as New Cross mauler Mick McManus and featuring Peter Andre as Jackie 'Mr TV' Pallo with guest appearances by Katie Price's chest bollocks! Go on! Fuck off and leave me alone! You cunts."

Strong words indeed there from Buffty.

Although here at SEN we would like to point out that swearing is not big and it isn't at all clever.

More as we get it.

Hopefully with less swearing.

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