During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself!
Flying in with her brood to film a family camping trip in the Alaskan wild, the dour diva looked like she was really 'bound up' for most of the show, alternately whining, sniffling, crying or shivering as the rest of her brood cavorted happily in the rain with the irrepressible Palin Family.
All the kids seemed to bond with Sarah's father, who seemed in his element while putting on nature displays of Alaska's wild life which kept the kids spell bound, contented and happy.
Goes to show what having a decent male role model around will do!
While the Palin's and Kate's kids gathered firewood for the bonfire on the beach, tried their hand at fishing, and kept an eye out for wild critters, Kate refused to come out from beneath a canopy shielding her from the rain, and spent the entire time wearing the same pained expression she wore while wearing out her welcome on Dancing with the Stars.
Todd Palin, wisely staying a hundred yards away from the whining weasel was heard to exclaim in ear shot of the mic, "She looks like someone who hasn't had a Bowel Movement in a month!"
Todd's prescient comments were dead on, as shortly after, Kate who refused to leave the cover of the canopy to make her way to the outdoor toilet, and obviously trying to relieve what she said later 'was a tiny bit of gas," managed to dump a full load in her pants!
Not missing a beat, Sarah turned to the camera and said "well, I guess we won't have to worry about any of them friggin' bears coming around now....they can smell shit a mile away unlike them Kate + 8 producers!
Finding no one willing to wipe her ass in the wilderness, unlike in her usual suburban surroundings with attendants, Kate was forced to call it a day, even taking her kids who really wanted to stay and camp out over night.
The last vision we had of Kate was her waddling stiff legged through the brush toward the boat that would take them back to civilization, and her kids holding their nose with one saying, "Ha...Mommy Pooped her pants again!"
"And another good thing," said Todd, standing up wind from her departure, "she took all those F*****g horse flies and mosquitos with her!"