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Sunday, 12 December 2010

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We Learned more From a Three Minute Record than we ever learned In School - Stephen Hawking.

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon.

Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering Essex duo will most likely hook up to record 'You're The One That I Want' from the motion picture, 'Grease'

As originally recorded by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John.

Although Matt and Stacey will more likely approach the song in the style of the 70s parody by big fat cockney docker, Arthur Mullard, and big fat pickle factory proprietess, Hylda Baker.

Failing that, it's possible that the Essex duo will release a cover version of the 60s smash hit, 'Come Outside' as originally performed in 1962 by the late Wendy Richard out of Are You Being Served and EastEnders, and Mike Sarne, out of the 1960s.

Matt and Stacey are said to be "excited" by the prospect.

Quite frankly, SEN thinks it's a total load of old bollocks.

But there's no accounting for taste. Or lack of.

More as we get it.

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