Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers.
Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side, the leggy red haired chanteuse sparked speculation as the show was screened pre-watershed, and she wasn't displaying a VPL (Visible Panty Line)
Most observers were convinced that Rihanna wasn't wearing knickers.
"She looked gorgeous," one viewer remarked. "But when I saw that she didn't appear to be wearing any knickers, I had to go into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I haven't been so hot under the collar watching the telly since Joanna Lumley stripped off for Children In Need."
Even Essex public school painter and decorator Matt Cardle appeared to slump into a crouch as the hot singer got close up with him as they performed a duet.
However, Skoob Entertainment News's very own Buffty Ginslinger was quick to pour cold water on the burning coals of male fantasists, telling us:
"Rihanna wasn't wearing knickers. That much is true. What she was wearing is a one piece body stocking which sits high on the hips. She was perfectly appropriately attired. The girl isn't stupid. She wouldn't expose her piss-flaps to the possibility of an 'upskirt' shot, which may in turn have led to speculation that she has a cock and bollocks like Lady Gaga - if the rumours are to be believed."
So there you have it - she was dressed appropriately.
More as we get it.