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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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An Ass That Size Needs Some Protecting.

Skoob Entertainment News can reveal to the uninitiated that rap artiste, Nicki Minaj was presented with a butt shield of barbed wire by US talk show host George Lopez this week.

Apparently, Nicki has such a shapely arse that anybody who meets her can't resist pinching it. One celeb told SEN:

"I knew I shouldn't do it, but I honestly couldn't help myself. As soon as I saw that butt, I knew I just had to pinch it. It's like the eighth wonder of the world."

Which is all well and good - unless you're Nicki. Friends say that she's been complaining recently that her buttocks are black and blue from incessant pinching and tweaking, and that she isn't too happy because her arse is so tender that she's having trouble sleeping at night.

"Her life's turned into one long nightmare," a source told us. "It's gotten so bad with people sneaking up behind her and tweaking her butt cheeks that she was seriously considering having rear view mirrors welded to the sides of her head."

However, salvation was to hand courtesy of aforementioned talk show host George Lopez, who presented the rapper with a bespoke butt guard fashioned from barbed wire.

"That'll sort the fuckers!" a source said. "Heh-heh! Sorted!"

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