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Thursday, 9 December 2010

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He was only 19 at the time but according to what was released by the press this morning, actor Robert Pattinson was once engaged to a distant cousin of the late Lady Diana, former wife of Prince Charles.

The lady's name is apparently 'Anne Holloway' who was 20 at the time.

However, the two broke up only three months into the engagement as Pattinson had met someone else. It doesn't say whom. Plus there were problems with Anne's relatives. I guess they couldn't foresee how Pattinson would make such a hit in the movies.

All this was in the latest release of the WikiLeaks that was deeply into the accident in which Lady Di was killed and came from a sharing of evidence between England and United States Intelligence.

Since then, Anne Holloway is now Anne Stewart and is going by her other first name which is not listed.

Although we could not get Pattinson in Brazil, we did get Kristen Stewart.

"That's old news between us. Robert told me about it over a year ago. I have nothing to add to those WikiLeaks info. Maybe Anne's family discovered that Robert is related to Vlad the Impaler and might do away with her and her family? When we all now know that he's a nice young vampire."

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