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Thursday, 9 December 2010

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Katia Zatuliveter shown shaving her left leg at Lulu Prison For Lasses in London. (Photo courtesy of Mick Jagger).

LONDON - Katia Zatuliveter who has been arrested and charged with being a Russian spy has agreed to pose in a nude layout for PlayGuy magazine.

Zatuliveter will appear in a magazine spread titled, Nude Women Spies of Russia. The article will also include fellow Russian spies Anna Chapman, Ludmila "Yam Yam" Pavlovski, Svetlana "Tit For Tat" Fromkinko, and Vita "Vajayjay" Zillykova.

Katia The Z, as she is known in the Greater Moscow area, was reportedly detained in front of Buckingham Palace in the possession of highly classified Wikileaks documents which she had carefully and cleverly hidden in her size 6 knickers.

The documents, identified simply as Docs RS17, RS37, and RS97, allegedly revealed the highly secret locations of British, Irish, Zimbabwean, and Peruvian submarine bases.

Miss Zatuliveter is currently incarcerated in the spy section of London's Lulu Prison For Lasses.

PlayGuy Editor-in-Chief Emma Jo Friscatti has informed the media that the nude photos of Katia Zatuliveter will be taken by famed nude photographer Gaspacho Spumante.

Spumante is the photographer who photographed mother/daughter Joan and Melissa Rivers for the September 2009 edition of PlayGuy.

The PlayGuy photo shoot was originally supposed to have been shot by noted photographer Picasso Mandolin, but word is that he was down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, staying at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa with his 'friend' Adam Lambert.

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