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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Several stars of today's entertainment world have been out touring factories, workshops, store clerks, carpenters, schools etc to try to encourage the average worker in America that they are important and that their individual contributions help make America great.

Among these are Justin Bieber, several from the Twilight shows, sports figures and singers and actors such as Miley Cyrus.

"It's a home type of Peace Corp", stated leader Samuel Gettys.

"We asked several singers, television stars, sports figures if they would like to take a day off here and there and go into the factories where people work hard or into the schools where the teachers need encouragement and try to raise their spirits."

Gettys stated that former President George Bush Sr. and his wife, Barbara and former President Bill Clinton have also joined in.

Gettys also stated that it was at a laundry soap factory in Tennessee that singer/actress Miley Cyrus had her ass hs\ad a close encounter with a sidewalk and two more with the parking lot.

"She did really well visiting the workers here", stated factory president Alice Bratcher. "What she apparently didn't know was that it had began raining outside and when you walk around a Laundry Plant, your shoes get very covered."

"She was like a calf on ice", stated one worker. "I bet her poor tailbone will be sore for a month."

"Yeah, she came out the door and wham!", stated another and then a couple more times heading for her limo. Finally I got down off the tow motor and carried her to the car."

A rep stated that Miley was examined and had broken nothing but "just about bruised everything else down there."

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