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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Nina Dobrev in a scene from The Vampire Dairies. (Photo courtesy of Brett Favre).

HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries has dropped some not-so-subtle hints at some upcoming sex scenes on the CW TV teen drama vampire show.

Dobrev, who was born in Sofia, Bulgaria, stated that she has been after the shows producer Manolo Middlezuck to put some sensuously steamy sex scenes in the shows plot in order to attract the fathers and mothers of the teen viewers.

Middlezuck said that he has commissioned one of the leading vampire writers in the business Hamilton T. Applecreek to write the script for the salaciously lascivious sex scenes episode.

Applecreek's most recent novel Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains was recently made into a motion picture starring Ashley Greene and three of her ex-boyfriends Brock Kelly, Chace Crawford, and Jackson Rathbone.

Middlezuck pointed out that Applecreek informed him that he will be writing two titillatingly steamy sex scenes which will include Nina Dobrev's character Katherine Pierce.

In the first libidinous erotic scene Katherine Pierce is trapped in an old quasi-abandoned wine cellar with Stefan Salvatore played by Paul Wesley. The two find several bottles of Sir Galahad Wine (1947) and become 98 percent tipsy.

At first, Stefan touches Katherine's ankle and then proceeds northward to her calf, knee, upper thighs, and ending the happy hand-filled journey at her macarena (groin goody).

In the second licentiously lustful scene the erotically sensuous couple finds themselves lost in an abandoned cashew nut crushing vat and the two proceed to play 'hide the tuna town tickler' while playfully humming the old Beatles song "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away."

Middlezuck has stated that the scenes will be filmed on a closed set and that only he and the cameraman will be looking at Nina and Paul as they do the 'do.'

Popular Vampire Books By Hamilton T. Applecreek Include:

  • The Erotic Vampire Voodoo Rituals of London
  • The Curse of The Vampire Beef Curtains
  • The Vitriolic Vampires of Vermont

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