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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

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The master of weird looks, or at least runner-up to Lady Gaga, Ke$ha has had her personal pages hacked and there are nude pics of the performer on them.

Although unconfirmed at this writing, there is enough about it on the web that it would seem to make it more than a rumor.

In response, The West Coast Post checked with someone in touch with WikiLeaks who say that they also have copies, but will wait for 'The Boss' to OK them before their release.

"I wouldn't hold my breath", stated our source. "The big guy is after bigger game right now. He has some good stuff on Bush, Obama, Hillary, Bill, Blair and Putin to concentrate on first."

Our senior editor agreed.

"So what if we DID get a copy of the pics, they are just those of a naked lady. You want that, go by a girly mag or hit the net. Your sister could be on there from what I have seen."

Meanwhile a spokesman for Ke$ha stated that she didn't care so much about the pics but all her private conversations that were hacked.

"Most of the nude ones were not all the way nude. In some I wore shoes and stockings. Others I had on a hat. Plus there are fake tattoos that make the privates look more like they have company."

This is Dan Hillyard for Wiki...crap...The West Crap Post!

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