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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Miley Can Ride In My Pouch Any Day Or Night!

Miley Cyrus told interviewers yesterday that she was indeed Mrs. Liam Hemsworth for all of five months.

"We sneaked away and planned to let people know about it as soon as things cooled down at home between Mom and Dad, but they just got worse instead of better."

Miley told her fans that she couldn't allow the news to get out at the time but that her mother had suspected something was up and went to Australia to check it all out.

"I was absolutely crazy about Liam and I thought it was forever but the next thing I know HE wants us to move to Australia and that, on top of everything else, was too much."

Liam Hemsworth stated also that it was true. Plus that they had also had a quicky divorce. "Miley's a great gal but the family is all screwed up. Whose isn't nowadays? I wish that whole WikiLeaks thing had kept it's mouth shut. Now we will have to deal with it."

This can also be the reason why Miley Cyrus was doing things a lot different in her singing acts and was reported doing some pretty wacky things this past year.

So another story uncovered originally by WikiLeaks.

This is Charley Arkas for West Coast Post.

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