Normally restrained Taylor Swift has big plans for her 21st birthday party and will be inviting over one hundred people to attend her party and celebration.
"The first thing I want to do", Taylor told friends, "is to drink nearly a half glass of the best wine I can get."
Swift says she will wait until she has eaten first so that she doesn't really get smashed and miss her own party.
"She's been telling us about the 21st Birthday Party she has been working on for a year", stated Swift's date that night, Taylor Lautner. "She is keeping most of it to herself."
Taylor (Swift) has stated that she will wear a low-cut dress to show off her neck and a poodle-decked thong under her panties. Also, she's planning to show off her brand new tattoo transfer of Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs.
"I'm also planning to play some pretty wild music and placing a POLE in the middle of the room. I guess you know what that's for? Right. We're all going to celebrate Festivus! That way, whatever the belief anyone has, they can all participate in a universal celebration of all or no faiths."
This is Chester Ingraham of The West Coast Post saying that I hope you are invited. Thus for, only a couple of reporters and someone from WikiLeaks will attend.