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Monday, 6 December 2010

Hollywood - Chelsea Handler used took time out of her stand up act to cut on Angelina Jolie.

"I think it is safe to say that Angelina Jolie is better at breaking up relationships than she is at acting. I would also say she is a homewrecker." Chelsea Handler told a stunned crowd.

The crowd was silent for a few seconds after Ms. Handler's comments, but soon laughed when they realized it was a part of a joke they didn't really get.

"I really was waiting for the punchline, but I don't think it ever came, because the crowd didn't really seem to get the joke. I think it would have been funnier if she wouldn't have taken such an abusive blow at Jolie." A unnamed man from Handler's show said.

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