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Sunday, 5 December 2010

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A teenager's mother was arrested after running her hand down the front of Justin Bieber's pants!

The mother of a young lady who is the president of a local Justin Bieber Fan Club in Ohio, has embarrassed her daughter after a Bieber concert they traveled to attend.

"I was soooo embarrassed", stated Trina Lamphrey. "Justin had the presidents of his fan clubs backstage and we were screaming and having a ball when Justin appeared but then my own mother comes out of nowhere and runs her hand down the front of Justin's pants. I could just die!"

The mother was then taken in by police and escorted to the police station while some of the security people watched her daughter until her mom could be bailed out.

We asked Ms. Lamphrey about the incident when she came back to pick up her daughter.

"I'm sorry for all the commotion but I'm an old rocker myself, hate this pop music, and have been to the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame several times, taking Trina. Then I brought her here tonight to hear the little guy sing and it suddenly occurred to me, 'Is this a boy or girl'?"

So I guess she had to prove it to herself.

And what was the conclusion?

"It's a boy alright. Funny, it used to be the hair where people couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl. But I give them the true test."

When told that her mother was awaiting her long after the show, Trina stated "Mother? Oh no, that's a neighbor lady who brought me. I hardly know the woman."

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