The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world contest.
This years field included, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christina Agulara, Demi and Rumor Moore, Kimberly Stewart, Kim Kardashian and Angelina Jolie to name a few, this years surprise entrants, Betty White and Wanda Sykes.
Fox was the fan favorite to win the coveted award but with new comers Miley Cyrus and a slew of fresh meat that just turned 18, some questioned Fox's ability to carry the torch and show well against the youngsters competing this year.
After the winner was announced Megan was escorted to the podium where she made her acceptance speech, "I'm proud and honored to have the hottest peekachoo in the world". Having the most smoking vagina around doesn't happen overnight, it takes hard work, attention to detail and dedication to your vagina. I consider myself fortunate, most girls have to really labor over their vulva's to get the right results, and become as seductive as mine. I just got the pick of the draw, good genetics".
Megan's approach to genitalia beauty has been to feed it only farm fresh, organic foods. Keep chemicals and oversized objects out of it, even when she wanted oversized object in there. So, don't bee fooled, there is a certain amount of self control involved in genital beauty. Doesn't happen by mistake or by it's self.
Miley Cyrus was very upset after the contest was over. She felt her privates were much fresher and a lot less used up than Megan's. There is always next year for Miley, she'll have a a years worth of experience at showing it off, maybe she'll place better than she did this year. It takes awhile to become a slithering vixen.
From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert
Beauty is Between the Thighs of the Beholder :)