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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Julianne Hough has said that her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest Knows the lyrics to over 30,000 songs.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, the co-winner of this year's Dancing With The Stars, along with his partner Jennifer Grey, was having lunch with his girlfriend Cheryl Cole at the famed Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Hough and Cole were seated in the exclusive Sombrero Room section of the restaurant. Derek noted that there is a $25 up charge but added that it is well worth it because the wandering mariachi band not only plays mariachi music, they also play a lot of Beatles, Rolling Stones, Eagles, and Petula Clark hits.

Derek ordered the Vitamin Enriched Enchilada Plate and Cheryl had ordered the Diet Tamales A La Eva Longoria.

The were also happily feasting on a plate of Fried Jalapeño Chingaditos, which have been named the best Mexican Restaurant Hors D'oeuvres in California for the fifth year in a row.

Cheryl, who is English was overheard that she especially liked the Pancho Villa Bandito Refried Beans and smothered them with a generous helping of Cinco De Mayo Pico De Gallo Deluxe Hot Sauce.

The waiter, later identified as Panchito Del Amigo, stated that he overheard Derek telling Cheryl that the rumor about his sister (Julianne) marrying Ryan (Seacrest) were false.

Del Amigo said that Cheryl had remarked that if the couple did get married that it would certainly put to rest the gay rumors once and for all.

Derek told Chezza (Cheryl) her that his sister is not gay. Cole giggled and replied that she meant the rumors about Seacrest being a sidesaddle rider.

The couple laughed so hard they started choking on their Fried Jalapeño Chingaditos. Luckily for them, Panchito knows a little bit of CPR and he was able to get Cheryl and Derek right back to normal.

In a non-related story. The rumors that Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel will be buying the NFL Detroit Lions and moving them to Yucatan, Mexico have as yet not been disproved.

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