Written by jd Balderdash
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Topics: Horse, Steroids

Wednesday, 3 August 2005

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Mr Ed, the talking horse, thought to be long dead admitted today that, 'YES' he, Ed, had inadvertently indeed back in the 1950's taken a crude form of Steroids.

"How else do you think a horse could talk?" the aging Ed asked E.T. reporters. He added, "Will BURRR'rr, the actor who supported me thought nothing of a talking horse. Until the day I came home from the tracks juiced .. having won the Kentucky Derby. And the Preakness. Belmont too but that was only by a head".

Barry Bonds, also inadvertently injected by steroids over 50 years later thanks the Baseball Hall of fame for .. not only enabling him to win the Preakness but to sweep 5 MVP awards and top Babe Ruth's home-run career record by 13 runs.

"I didn't know what was in that .. that .. needle they injected me with I swear .." Bonds told Baseball commissioners with a semi-straight face.

Mr Ed, born and raised a plain and simple colt back in the 1940's never wanted fortune or fame but went on to add,

"Winning the triple crown's not baaaad at all".
"WHAT was in that needle again?"

Baltimore Orioles first baseman, Rafael Palmeiro, recently slapped HARD on the wrist for knowingly ingesting 150 mg of the devil's bling (steroids) told Larry King live ..

PALMERIO -> I'm sorry. I did not know exactly what was in that needle they injected me with.

KING --------> You didn't know that it was steroids?

PALMERIO -> No, like I said, I didn't know EXACTLY what was in that needle that they ..

Palmerio, unjustly suspended 10 games for inadvertently using steroids must tragically spend the next 3 weeks side-lined, imprisoned at the sunny, luxurious Cape Santa Maria Beach Resort, 160 miles southeast of Nassau, sipping Pina Colada's and basking in the Caribbean breeze cavorting with scantily clad native Bahama island girls feeding him seedless grapes.

Mr Ed, comedy hit 1950's talking horse, still alive all these years even AFTER being inadvertently injected with steroids is currently wrapping up his soon to be released autobiography, "Life with Will BURRR'rr .. juiced".

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