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Saturday, 4 December 2010

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Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine."

"As far as we know, she has officially divorced Bratman as they both believe that they cannot be reconciled. She was seeing Samantha Bronson but Sam told friends that they were just friends", stated the article. "We just talk and kiss a lot."

"Of course I go see her. We can talk for hours. She needs someone to listen to her..to kiss her."

That is now 'old news' according to the same magazine out today. Aguilera is now dating the Bridges twins who starred in "Ragtime Anytime" and "King's Medley Of Horrors", both which were flops.

Hearing this we sent one of our own reporters to see what it was all about. Here's what little Dan Hillyard brought us: (Not that Dan is little, but the news)

"It took awhile to locate a source but it was worth the trouble. It seems that Christina is indeed dating the Bridges twins. She reportedly told our source and several other sources plus a little birdie or two that it wasn't anything freaky about it. One night she would date one twin and the next night she would date the other."

Sometimes there would be days between seeing either one of them because of Aguilera's busy schedule.

Our source stated that that was all she knew, but that Christina seemed to prefer the young man to the young lady.

"She claims that all she and Candy Bridges do is talk and hit a few parties together. Kiss a lot. On the other hand, she and Randy are much closer."

Meanwhile Christina's best friend has told us that if it's one thing Christina doesn't need right now...actually two..it's those wild Bridges twins.

"This is Dan Hillyard for The West Coast Post!"

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