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Friday, 3 December 2010

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Up Sean Ryder's nose

Ex Happy Mondays frontman Sean Ryder cleaned up at the penultimate Bush Tucker Trial, Rank Banquet.

Both the other contestants, Jenny Eclair and Stacy Solomon, were faced with eating a variety of gross objects including Kangaroo Arsehole, Fisheyes, Pig Brain (raw) and Kangaroo vagina (although this reporter found the idea strangely attractive). Stacey commented that it was 'furry'.

Sean Ryder had a selection of Oven-Baked Tarantula, Kangaroo Testicles and Fish Eyes. When asked to begin his part of the trial he simply leaned over the table, stretched open his nostril and breathed in. The entire shebang vanished up his nose in the time it would take to say 'BUZZIN!'.

He commented afterwards, "With all the shit I've snorted in my life this has got to be the best. Me septum's f***ing destroyed, man! I'm off me melon, man!"

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