Written by Mr Spinks
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Topics: Addiction, Placenta

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Comic and reality tv star Dom Jolly has emotionally revealed to fellow camp mates that he has finally beaten a placenta addiction after three years of suffering with the disease.

Jolly said, "After Trigger Happy TV finished I spent most of my time hanging around in maternity wards, getting what I could. At first it started off as a bit of a laugh, but once you get a taste for the stuff, it's too late and it's got you by the ball sack".

He also told camp mates, "This one time, I was so desperate for a hit, I raided the bins at my local hospital".

A fellow contestant on the reality show in which tubby comic Jolly is currently starring, sympathised with him and revealed, "I lost a friend to a placenta eating addiction".

After discussing his placenta based battle with camp mates and drying away the tears, viewers later saw Jolly in better spirits, when he was seen passing wind to the theme tune of Hollyoaks.

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