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Thursday, 2 December 2010

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Hollywood - Jon Gosselin got a job at Starbucks to help for gifts for his eight children.

"Reality television was nice, and paid a lot of money, but without a reality show to fall back on, well, I needed to raise some extra cash." Jon Gosselin told reporters waiting for him outside the local Starbucks.

"I picked Starbucks because they offer you free coffee, and the people are always so friendly, something I am not used to after being married to Kate." Jon added.

Mr. Gosselin did deny that he was trying to get a new reality show or that he was trying to get a book deal. He did say that he was looking forward to learning how to make all the special drinks that Starbucks has to offer.

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