A new reality TV show in which celebrities will attempt suicide live on TV is to be launched in the next month.
Celebrities lined up so far include Noel Edmunds, Vanessa Feltch, Bobby Davro and Katie Price and will compete every day in various stunts, with the 2 highest scorers of the day going head to head in a suicidal race to victory.
The show's producers has announced some of the methods that will be used to dispatch the 5th rate celebrities, including an Elvis style overdose of barbiturates and opiates, a toaster in the bath, a bungee jump with an excessively long cord and a Barrymore pool rape party.
Brian Truner, the shows executive producer said "we are very excited about this years line up of celebrities, even though there was a few that slipped through the net, we are hopeful Kerry Katona will give up on getting her life back together on ITV21 and join us later in the series, where we already have a Jewish shower scene complete with Zyklon B waiting for her. People are bored of the Big Brother style show, where nobodies are catapulted to 20 minutes of fame; our show will reverse this trend by taking Z list celebrities and taking them off the front of magazines and newspapers, and transferring them to the obituaries page."
Critics have slammed the show, saying the producers haven't gone far enough with the level of cruelty the British public deserve and demand a more grotesque form of execution for Katie Price.