Stacey Solomon - most satirists would love to take a pop at her, but they just can't. What's to take a pop at? The girl is deeply dippy in a 'Right Said Fred' way, and just so utterly lovable that she can't be touched.
Okay, she's got a really grating Essex girl accent which at times borders on the hysterical, but the girl uses it and makes sense with it.
When Stacey talks - oh my gawd - people listen. They do though, don't they? Yeah right. They surely do.
Not even Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger could dig any dirt on the lovely Stacey. He told us:
"Stacey's just a lovely young lady. God bless her, and all who sail in her! Mine's a G&T. A large one. And fuck the smoking ban! I'm having a Consulate!"
Usually, on theSpoof.com, writers slag people off. But SEN can't slag Stacey off - she's just too lovely, and nice, and brave, and cuddly.
Plus she's got big tits.
Anyway, word has it that Stacey is shortly to become embroiled in matrimonial bliss, and in the words of singer/songwriter, Richard Ashcroft: He's a lucky man.
We love Stace to bits here at SEN.
Not sure we could put up with that voice first thing in the morning though.
She'll be crowned Queen Of The Jungle without doubt. You can put your house on it.
Makes a change from slagging people off dunnit?
It's nice to be nice.
For a change.
More as we get it.