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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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tonight, we're going to see the Susan Boyle movie, heard it was bloody great!

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, is set to make a movie, or a musical or a stage show based on her life if reports are to believed.

Ironic that Susan, whose rapid rise to fame and stardom, may repeat the hugely successful movie Billy Elliot.

The children of Thatcher are well on their way to ruining life for the poor of the UK just as the old witch herself decimated the miners and manufacturing industry in the UK.

A movie about Susan's life would be sure to be a huge success. Piers can do the commentary and suckup to Susan as only he can. Simon can simply say that he always knew Susan would be famous. Cheryl, will learn that a real talent can be found among the wannabes without resorting to silly arguments or playing up for the media.

Susan's tears are always real, her fame hard fought for and well earned and her success unique and truly appreciated by her hundreds of thousands of fans.

Susan hit the States and delivered a sensational following. She has broken records that ordinary singers like Cheryl can only dream about.

Not many UK performers can conquer the world but Susan has done just that. Not bad for a wee wifie from Scotland.

The only limit to Susan's talent is the limit she imposes on herself. The lady is in control. As it should be.

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