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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Another WikiLeak Disclosure

A familiar name popped up under the category of "Russia" in the WikiLeaks latest release. It was that of Megan Fox.

According to the messages between diplomats, Megan dated Anatoly Petrov for a six-month period as Petrov was and is a very close friend of Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

Will Ms. Fox be called in by the CIA to learn what they can from anything Petrov told Fox, no one seems to know. Maybe she already has.

An anonymous former agent of the CIA told us, after checking for wires, that they HAD already went that route and that Ms. Fox had nothing to tell them except Mr. Petrov seemed to have a lot of money and influence.

"She told us that when they wanted to dine in New York, a table was ALWAYS open. That there was always a limousine waiting when they left."

Another person called our office after the former CIA agent and told us everything he knew, which wasn't much, and told us that we could not trust the other guy. That Megan Fox was not some secret agent and that she only went out with Petrov a couple of times after they met at a party.

"She told friends that it was spooky. That it reminded her of the Godfather movies and she refused any further dates." Then he hung up.

Who knows who's name will next appear in the WikiLeaks? Word out now is that they have endured a cyber attack.

This is Dan Hillyard for The West Coast Post.

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