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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Married In March!

Many were caught by surprise just a few moments ago when the news was leaked that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were not only living together at her new house, but they had gotten married this past March without it getting into the news.

Thus far, there has been no reason given except Miley's "No Comment" and dad's "She's a grown woman, ask HER!"

What happened was that inside all those WikiLeaks was a CIA mole who has been doing research on the question: Is anyone in Hollywood secretly sending money to terrorists?

In the investigation by "Agent H", it was revealed that while covering actors from Australia, he found a marriage certificate for Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Hemsworth. Of course, that could never be allowed to surface or it would give away the agent who had made a lot of friends in show business.

However, once the WikiLeaks came out, the agent (Who is still unknown because only his messages have been copied) was stating to someone higher up in the CIA that he had found no major problems but had only stated his work at the time. At the end of the message he reports an offhand remark, "Hey, did you know Miley Cyrus is married to that Australian guy?"

If there is a press conference from Miley, we have not heard of it thus far.

Maybe she will ignore the whole thing and say the guy was kidding around. We'll see?

This is Chester Ingraham for The West Coast Post.

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