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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Hollywood - Taylor Swift is looking for acting lessons from Jake Gyllenhaal, because of her lack luster acting job in Valentines Day.

"Jake doesn't stare at my breast with a quizzical look of confusion, so I knew he was the man to ask about acting. I also liked him in Bubble Boy, because that is like my favorite movie." Taylor Swift said.

Rumors are flying that the two are becoming romantically linked because they get touchy-feely over mugs of hot chocolate--coffee makes Ms. Swift too hyper.

"Jake is has also helped me realize that I have places inside me that need to be expressed in my acting. He is a genius." Ms. Swift added.

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