Written by UWGB-Beek
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Taylor Swift, Actors

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Hollywood - Taylor Swift is looking for acting lessons from Jake Gyllenhaal, because of her lack luster acting job in Valentines Day.

"Jake doesn't stare at my breast with a quizzical look of confusion, so I knew he was the man to ask about acting. I also liked him in Bubble Boy, because that is like my favorite movie." Taylor Swift said.

Rumors are flying that the two are becoming romantically linked because they get touchy-feely over mugs of hot chocolate--coffee makes Ms. Swift too hyper.

"Jake is has also helped me realize that I have places inside me that need to be expressed in my acting. He is a genius." Ms. Swift added.

Make UWGB-Beek's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 1?

8 2 20 18
91 readers are online right now!

Go to top