Written by Skoob1999
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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For Frankie The J - AKA DuBois. The Bastard.

In a spirited attempt to rack up as many stories as possible for a given month, crap website TheSpoof.com has plumbed new depths in its search for an informed readership.

By claiming that Twilight stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were attacked by daleks out of Doctor Who.

On Hollywood Boulevard.

Which quite frankly is absolute bollocks, and could be construed as a return to the 'bad old days' when talentless and completely unfunny twats could post stories which bore no relevance whatsoever to the headline they promoted, making maximum use of the minimum word count.

It didn't happen.

You've been suckered again.

Sorry about that.

Less as we get it.

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